If I was out there, bagged by an ape, Patrick and Sandy would risk anything to save me. (Gorilla runs away to George, an appaloosa horse. We actually ran out of staples and had to use a glue stick. Even though Chip knows that's Patrick in the same costume that he wore for Halloween last year. Inside the Apple family's home, the youngest member slept inside her bed. Help me, help me! Doctor: Your butt's all better. SpongeBob: No, Patrick's right, Sandy. Old man: [appearing from below] I say we take a bath! Jimmy: Hey, SpongeBob! [holds up a used napkin] George: Let's get outta here! Learn how to prevent it from repeating, but don't go to extremes. Sandy then asks SpongeBob if he will be lonely and how he would keep his job at the Krusty Krab, and he reveals the only friends he has now are "Chip," a potato chip, "Penny," an actual penny, and "Used Napkin," a napkin that was used recently, and will be doing his job using an incredibly long spatula. (To fish) Hep! So theres only one question left: Ahhhhrrrrrr ya ready, kids? [The gorilla rips out of the Patrick suit it is wearing. Break the Cutie: SpongeBob is in tears after being informed by the doctor that Mr. Krabs isn't coming back. Lincoln: Oh, I won't be lonesome. All of a sudden, the mysterious being crept its way underground toward the farm with the intent of finding more food. (slaps Hank's bottom). Something had split them off from reality, into their own personal moment. SpongeBob: Listen, I already told you that I am not leaving my house again. (talks very weird acting stupid, and Sandy punches his head into his torso.) I tell Mom to bring my food in the fridge. Being generous is a good thing, but it can be overdone to the point of self-destruction, particularly if you're trying to run a business. 9:36. ), (The gorilla rips out of the Leni costume suit it is wearing. SpongeBob appears with bones in this episode, even though sponges do not have bones in real life, and he does not appear to have bones in most other episodes. WalkingMy people are sedentary. Everything's under control. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. [Screen zooms out, revealing that Patrick is only playing a video game with his character while sandboarding down Sand Mountain] It'll be my armpit or my forehead. Can a certain crustaceous cheapskate help make the squirrel and sponge feel better after their horrible day? Sandy: Just sittin' in your house? KimAntonio5082. [SpongeBob gives a startled look] Who's your friend? I wasn't looking! SpongeBob goes on "around-the-clock butt patrol." This article is a gallery of screenshots taken from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "I Had an Accident" from season 3, which aired on October 4, 2003 . Patrick and Sandy unsuccessfully attempting to get SpongeBob to go outside. I know, Chip. (Lincoln screams as he turns around while holding his butt) You've gotta try this, Chain Linc! Lincoln: (muffled) No part of me is safe (Leni and Lisa get back home to see Lincoln, and he was the only one in the living room. Convinced by this, SpongeBob finally leaves the safety of his home to save his friends, but the gorilla grabs him and splits him in half. Tom: (in the Iron Butt) Aw, man. SpongeBob: I don't want a wish, Penny. Ride 'em, cowboy!"] This game stinks! Hey there! The fish who Squidward tries to serve the rancid Krabby Patty to doing backflips out the restaurant after smelling the horrible patty. It's really quite amazing; [he turns on an X-ray] it took twenty hours to put it all back together. Patrick: [sniffles] That penny has the most beautiful voice. Leni: Thank you, Underwear. And I've got to do the same for them. Patrick, Sandy, and the two halves of SpongeBob are watching the gorilla ride on George into the sunset. (Rusty goes in and the people in the line start spanking his butt). Sandy: Now you have to blow out the candles and make a wish. Lincoln: I'm a man with a plan. SpongeBob: Hey, Sandy, watch me do the "Grouchy Squidward"! (Cuts to Lincoln walks outside of hospital and remembers what doctor had said to him.). Before the dust-collecting scene, SpongeBob's window is a circle, but after it is oval-shaped. If I was out there, bagged by an ape, Lynn and Leni would risk anything to save me. Oh, Neptune, forgive me! Ha! To date, this is the last episode to use the production music track ". (leaves Lincoln), Hawk: Hey, buddy, why don't you join the football? Also, don't keep your eyes closed and always stay focused when doing something that requires your full attention (such as driving a car, operating dangerous equipment), just like SpongeBob did when he sandboarded on that high-risk slope. (removes the paper off his face) I'm still alive! Mumamedud. Puff's Boating School. Why did I write this? I wasn't looking! Please consider turning it on! SpongeBob: Oh, living out the remainder of my life in safety. Second half of SpongeBob: What? Don't jump out until I give the signal! It took us 20 hours to put it all back together. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/SpongebobSquarepantsS3E16BornAgainKrabsIHadAnAccident. Episode : SpongeBob: Okay, you guys, really. Proposal. You gotta try this dude! SpongeBob: [sighs exasperatedly] Never ever Stay inside forever. Squidward Tentacles. ), Lincoln: My butt is not safe out here! Lincoln: I'm taking my first step. () Lincoln? to the outside world. So please be patient, 'cuz you know what they say: "Patience is a. Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? The screen zooms out to reveal a family watching the episode on TV in bemusement. Sandy: Patrick, that's not fun. Lincoln: Huh? While sandboarding, SpongeBob tells Patrick not to eat sand and does a stunt called "The Grouchy Squidward," with the real Squidward telling SpongeBob not to make moves based around him. Sandy ditches better judgment in the name of love, and it costs her. Have ever you watched this SpongeBob episode before? SpongeBob: Okay, guys, really, this is your saddest attempt yet. MY GODD. One bad experience shouldn't stop you from living your life to the fullest. Sandy: Don't worry, Patrick. (Leni and Lynn are hiding behind the bush and Leni is in a gorilla suit). Indoors! [slams his window shut] It'll cushion the impact of the fall! SpongeBob: This is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about! (Lynn and Leni are holding a cake in front of the Loud House.). Lincoln: Hello, sisters. SpongeBob: Whew. When SpongeBob is holding up Used Napkin, the penny reads 0 (0 cents) instead of 1 (1 cent). This page has been accessed 19,099 times. This episode has been paired up with different episodes that are not "Born Again Krabs" during a few events: This is the second episode in which SpongeBob acts like Squidward. (The camera moves to the 2nd half of Lincoln). Have another old story I wrote about Spandy cuz why not? Lynn: See, bro, that's why you must aways pay attention to the mountain. (closes curtain), (cut to outside the front of SpongeBob's house, where Sandy and Patrick are still sand boarding), Sandy Yeah! I know, Chip. Find out! SpongeBob: My what has a what now? You win. I know, Chip. Harold: What's your problem? They forgive SpongeBob and say that they are terrified of gorillas as well.When SpongeBob asks how a gorilla can exist underwater, the gorilla tries to explain before calling his friend George, and he rides on him to flee the scene as SpongeBob's two halves, Sandy, and Patrick watch him and George ride away into the sunset. Lynn: Hey, bro, ready to go snowboarding again? Next The ending of this 'quarantine' episode was totally bizzare, where SpongeBob ask how could and what is the gorilla doing under the water, that's make the gorilla panic and calls his zebra friend. That was fun. This is your saddest attempt yet. (The gorilla gets on George and rides away with him. Ride em' cowboy! Squidward: [pops out of his window] No! [Squidward, who is watering his plants, rolls his eyes. [starts sandboarding, and he passes by Patrick's legs] Don't eat the yellow sand, Patrick! SpongeBob does so, but his bottom shatters into many pieces and he is rushed to the hospital. Marriage. From now on, I am on around-the-clock butt patrol! Save me, SpongeBob! It itches. Feel free to put in the comment section and tell me what did you think of it. I'm a survivor. (looks at her baseball mitt) I got the small yellow ball thing (But reveals to be a bee who lands on her nose.) [gasps and breathes in an odd way] Everybody looks at him] And so I simply decided that I'm never leaving my house again. (Suddenly a second Leni shows up out of nowhere with an ice cream). SpongeBob: No problem! (breathes in a different and weird way). (he holds a gluestick) Yep, you're a lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, luck boy. (slams her window shut). We finally got enough people for a seven-mile spanking machine! Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. In fact, let's sing our own song about the joy of staying indoors. Patrick: [holds an ice cream cone] Ice cream! SpongeBob: Hello, friends. (hits a rock and flies and screams then bashes her body on mountain just like on her game.). Lincoln: This is excatly the kind of thing I was talking about! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!! A magical place with magical charms. Lynn and Leni are playing catch.). Dust collecting! [avoids tree with scuba diving gear on it] Don't worry, guys, everything is under control, 'cause I'm an [hits a log and he goes off the mountain] Expert! Stack of Leis-Kapono Beamer[SpongeBob filter feeding] When SpongeBob says, "No problem," Penny, Used Napkin, and Chip are missing. We can do it without the name calling, thank you very much, Used Napkin. [unzips the gorilla suit] I thought I was doing a pretty good job. (outside) I guess I'll have to find a new best friend. SpongeBob: I was wrong to go against nature. From now on, I am on around the clock butt patrol! Lori:(pops out of her window) NO! [does various forms of gibberish blabbing, but his third blabbing makes his saliva hit Sandy, making her pound him to shush him, bashing his head into his body] Sorry. On this channel, youll find all the SpongeBob SquarePants classics you know and love, plus BRAND NEW content featuring the whole Bikini Bottom gang - including Sandy Cheeks, Mr. Krabs, and everyones favorite grumpy neighbor, Squidward Q. Tentacles! Sandy: Well, how are you gonna keep your job at the Krusty Krab? For me, studies are vital, so I should be more focused on that, rather than this. Form now on, I am on around the clock butt patrol. Lincoln: No, Leni's right, Lisa You saw what happened. Lori: Is this where the line literally starts? Stops laughing and clears throat.) Patrick: Thank you, Chip. We finally got enough people for a seven-mile spanking machine! [closes the window curtain] SpongeBob: Yep, it's too late. [the wind blows a piece of paper onto his face; SpongeBob screams] Oh, dear Neptune, get off of me, get off of me! They celebrate Halloween together, there's a party at The Krusty Krab, and something interesting happens to Sandy & SpongeBob at the end. I did it! However, it seems the entire outside world is out to break his butt, as he passes a football pitch where players are slapped on the butt and a spanking machine. Akcja fanfika dzieje si w Uniwersum 2006, wic w tym samym co wiele moich innych opowiada. Tune in every week for Tuesday Tunes, Throwback Thursdays, and SpongeBob Saturdays! Hawaiian Link (B)-Richard Myhill[at the hospital] Airdate: Sandy: [struggling with a giant clam] Clam wrestling! This is Penny and Chip and say hello to Used Napkin. Ride'em, cowboy! This is crazy talk. (Lincoln notices a random man walking by). Leni: Never ever ever ever ever for never ever?! Yes, Chip, I know they're my two dearest friends in the world, but I told them, I wasn't going outside no matter what. While the other students were excited for a substitute teacher, SpongeBob is a little heartbroken by the news, and starts wondering who the substitute teacher would be. SpongeBob: That's funny. First half of SpongeBob: You know what I don't understand, though? Sandy: See? [gulps and shakes as he reaches for the door. Leni: That's not crazy talk. That accident made me realize that it's dangerous out there. Squidward, was not one of these friends. Patrick: What do we do? Old man: It is for me! (Mr. Grouse waters his plants and rolls his eyes and Lincoln removes the paper off his face), Lincoln: I'm still alive! Patrick #2: (unzips Patrick suit, turns out to be a real gorilla). The episode begins at the Sand Mountain with Patrick sandboarding, as he crashes into a hill, breaking into pieces. If I don't come back alive, Chip, take good care of Charles. [SpongeBob laughs like Squidward; Sandy and Patrick laugh with him] Sterling:(in the Iron Butt) Aww, man. SpongeBob: [stops laughing like Squidward] Huh? I was one of the lucky ones. Too bad SpongeBob's missing out on all the fun! Sandy: Okay, SpongeBob. I wanna have a bright future, therefore I shall not be wasting my time or words by writing those stories. What is it? We'll get SpongeBob to come outside, and then he'll see there's nothing to be afraid of. I'm also starting to think that starting this account (and my older one too) was not a very wise thing from me By the way If you're wondering when I'll be return, I might return in June of this year, because of a winter break (I live on the Southern Hemisphere, so it's not a summer break! But from now on, I'de like you to be more careful. Dust collecting! Just know that I don't own SpongeBob. Indoors! Lynn: Just sitting in our house? Tympup A-John Fiddy, Sammy Burdson[SpongeBob trips and goes flying off the mountain] Sandy: But you're supposed to be in the gorilla suit. SpongeBob then sings a song about the joys of staying indoors, which makes Sandy very frustrated. Take it away, Penny! 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[Suddenly, a second Patrick shows up out of nowhere with an ice cream] We need an extra player. Leni, Lynn, and the two halves of Lincoln are watching the gorilla ride on George into the sunset. They accept and the next day they arrive at Mrs. My people are sedentary. If you guys were smart, you would join me. Just before the old person says "I say we take a bath," SpongeBob's socks are missing. Come follow the adventures of the world's most lovable sponge and his trusty sidekick, Patrick Star! Lincoln: No. Lisa: Well, how are you gonna read your comics? SpongeBob SquarePants - S07E06 - To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants. Hope you guys are excited for it! On her way home, Mrs. Land on your bottom! I'm a survivor. Honolulu March-Hans Haider[Title card] [hits a rock and screams again while flying, then bashes his body on sand mountain just like on his video game] This is crazy talk! However, I'll try to be as energetic as I can when the time comes. (SpongeBob sighs). I mean you could see that uh George, they're onto us! Full of Beans-Robert Schreier[opening] The episode ends with a live-action family seeing the end of the episode looking quizzically at the camera before turning off the TV in disgust. They try a cake that SpongeBob must leave the house to blow out the candles on, jellyfishing, ice-creams, trampolines, and even giving an old person a bath, but nothing works. Before airing in October 2003 in the United States, two clips were used for an event called, This is the third episode in which SpongeBob is split in half. Sandy and Patrick are screaming. 56b (throws Chip to the door;opens it and Leni and an angry Lynn leave.). (he holds a stapler) We actually ran out of staples and had to use a glue stick. That accident made me realize that it's dangerous out there. Patrick: Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever?! Squidward: Is this where the line starts? Patrick: Never ever? Enjoying the outside world? You've got to come and save me! SpongeBob SquarePants - Transcripts - Season 3, http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_I_Had_an_Accident&oldid=172469. What was I thinking walking? Leni:(sniffles) That penny has the most beautiful voice. Lynn: No, really! (closes the door. SpongeBob: I won't be lonesome. The door shakes as well until SpongeBob opens it] I'm taking my [walks slowly] first step. In this episode, SpongeBob breaks his butt while sand-sledding.SpongeBob leaves his home to save his friends, but the gorilla grabs SpongeBob and splits him in half. In this episode, SpongeBob refuses to go outside after breaking his butt. Save me, Chip! He then stuffs the screaming Sandy and Patrick into a bag, attacks them, and beats them up. Against The Law (C)-Wilfred William Burns[paper blows onto SpongeBob's face] (a paper flies onto his face) Aah! Lincoln: Oh, just living out the remainder of my life in safety. A gorilla! Sandy: Don't worry, Patrick. He hated SpongeBob's guts, even though he was in his class and worked at the same job as him. Ain't you gonna get lonesome? Make good choices that benefit the many and not just yourself, or else you'll live the rest of your life regretting it. Patrick #2: Hey, Sandy. Tom: [in the Iron Butt] Aww, man, it itches. Sandy: No, really! Ouch! (screams and bashes body on mountain). Lincoln: Hey! or bankruptcy by being generous as promised, tries to explain himself, before choosing to flee the scene, will run away at the drop of a hat from anything dangerous, Sponge Bob Square Pants S 3 E 15 The Great Snail Race Mid Life Crustacean, SpongeBob SquarePants S 3 E 17 "Krabby Land" / "The Camping Episode". Without any further ado, let's carry on with this reenactment! Look out for that tree! I made it outside! Episode 30: I Had an Accident Kirby screamed as he was flying on his snowboard, and then crashed into a mountain. And so I simply decided that I'm never leaving my house again. Leni and Lynn:Three cheers on your birthday, Lincoln! or, exploring the bounds of your relationship as best you can while listening to the worst music ever. Sandy? If you guys already want to know about my next fanfic, it's going to be a sequel of my 2nd fanfic ever made, and it will be titled as "Gassy Lana - The Gas Continues". Leni #2: Hey, Lynn (Lincoln gives a startled look) who's your friend? (Patrick starts laughing), (they go inside SpongeBob's house and get off the board). Patrick: Thank you, Chip. Ouch! I caught one! Hey Lori! In the Iron Butt. Then they run away and the episode end with the couple and their daughters, who watch the episode, confused. After they watch the horse and the gorilla run off, a live-action family, who stares at each other in confusion, turns off the TV to end the episode. What secrets will be revealed? So far so good. Sandy then says that they will find an activity that is so fun, he will have to go outside. I'm not scared of going outside anymore. They forgive him and say that they are also terrified of gorillas as well. SpongeBob: [looks behind] Well, here I go. [Sandy and Patrick are still screaming while the gorilla beats them] This can't be happening! I'm warning you Lynn Jr: Hey Lincoln! Sandy Cheeks/SpongeBob SquarePants. Nothing can stop me now! I've got all the friends I need, right here. "Aww, I got dead again! (closes door), TLH - Copyright Nickelodeon, ViacomCBS, Chris Savino 2016-2021, SBSP "I Had An Accident" - Copyright NickToons, ViacomCBS 2003, How are you doing, folks? Finally, the husband turned off the TV. Huh? These are all the reasons why \"I Had an Accident\" is one of the most LEGENDARY episodes of SpongeBob! Subscribe for More: https://at.nick.com/SpongeBobSubscribe\r Watch More from SpongeBob SquarePants: https://at.nick.com/NewSpongeBobVideos \r Nickelodeon on YouTube: https://at.nick.com/Nick\r NickRewind on YouTube: https://at.nick.com/NickRewind\r Whats On TV? It'll cushion the impact of the fall! I, SpongeBob SquarePants, have survived the outdoors. Lincoln: I won't be alone, so I've got all the friends I need right here. Sandy: SpongeBob! Lincoln:(imitating Lori) Everybody's an idiot except for me. Sandy questions the second Patrick on him not being in costume, but Patrick reveals that he is in the costume. Sandy: What'cha all doing sittin' in the middle of the floor like that? 1st half of SpongeBob: It's too late. W pewnym momencie nawet dla naszych bohaterw wyda si to dziwne. This is the only season 3 episode to use the track ". This was my very first fanfic from like five, or six, years back. Categories. Sandy: Hey, SpongeBob, you ready to go sand boardin' again? Who's your friend? Patrick: [washes an old man in a tub] Washing an old person! And also due to my mom's car brokedown because, of the pump have busted. Sandy and Patrick: (still bagged) Yes, SpongeBob? It turns out that Patrick is playing a video game of sandboarding. Everything I could ever want is right here. Watch as they get caught up in everyday wacky adventures you may be able to relate to in their days as high school students! [he stops smiling] Most, found him extremely annoying. Mr. Krabs is near death after eating a spoiled Krabby Patty that he tried to serve out of petty greed, but after an experience with the Flying Dutchman, he changes his ways After experiencing a sandboarding accident and a near miss at living with "the iron butt", SpongeBob becomes afraid to go outside, while Sandy and Patrick try to show him the fun of the great outdoors. "Born Again Krabs" and "I Had an Accident" were also both released on the, Though, one could argue the Dutchman never said Krabs had to be, except at least once he admitted he was careless after checking out of the hospital, Sponge Bob Square Pants S 3 E 15 Born Again Krabs I Had An Accident. You saw what happened to me. Sandy: Look at all the jellyfish out here! I also don't own some of the dialogue at the end of his story. U.S. viewers (millions): Patrick and Sandy are covered in splinters), Patrick: Do it again! It is also the only season 3 episode to use either of the said tracks. (The gorilla hits Lynn and Leni using a chair then beating them some more.). The live-action woman in the family at the end of the episode is played by Dale Waddington. IDK \_()_/. [Cuts to the doctor's office] [eye shrinks] But I'm terrified of gorillas now. Indoors! Chandler: What's your problem, Larry? Three cheers for you! He then begins to plummet to the ground, and Sandy tells him to land on his bottom. We're going to find something that's so dang fun that you'll have to come outside! (holds up a used napkins), Lincoln: Well, I'll just air-feed. I've been too careless back there. Someone turned the mountain upside down! Ha, ouch! My new hobby is much more safer, isn't it Chip. (Sandy gives a serious look). Sandy: SpongeBob, sooner or later you're going to have to go outside! Squidward: [sits at a table drinking tea close to the mountain] Stop naming moves after me! Eventually, SpongeBob cannot take it anymore and decides to stay in his home forever. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/YMMV/SpongebobSquarepantsS3E15BornAgainKrabsIHadAnAccident. Both Spongey and Scroogey receive invitations that require them to bring the 5 people closest to them by distance. Chip, would you mind showing these two to the door? SpongeBob: (crashes, and his butt falls apart. Without any further ado, let's carry on with this reenactment! Stay away from the backside I'm warning you! (goes outside), (Lincoln is still "air-feeding" and Leni and Lynn watch him through the window). Paradise Isle-Jan Rap["No, Patrick's right, Sandy."] Chip! Patrick's laugh is either replaced with something else or his laugh is edited to become louder. Nicktoons, however, continues to air this episode and its sister. A really long spatula. Well, it's funny you should, I mean, you see, George, they're on to us! [move over to the second half of SpongeBob] (goes inside his house and looks out the window) No part of me is safe! This is crazy talk! Lynn:(confused) But you're supposed to be in the gorilla suit. Lincoln:(looks behind) Well, here we go. (Starts with Leni screaming while flying on her snowboard, then bashes her on mountain. Sandy: Nothing's working, Patrick! I'm not scared of going outside anymore. (closes the window curtain), (Meanwhile, Lynn and Leni return from another trip from snow mountain). Sandy: Now you got to blow out the candles and make a wish. SpongeBob: Never ever ever! (Hank catches a football) Ha! Yours is truly the iron will. GSTheTLHFan60306 here, and I'm back with the Loud House characters reenacting the SpongeBob episode entitled as "I Had An Accident". Will our favorite yellow sponge be surprised by who the substitute teachers will be? SpongeBob: No! One tranquil day in Bikini Bottom, Sandy calls Spongebob over to try scat with him An AU where the SpongeBob characters have Kids in the future :). The red word "DEAD" flashes, also making a death sound effect] Sandy: That's crazy talk! Nobody likes a cheap penny pincher except for Davy Jones. ), (Lisa and Leni invite Lincoln to go snowboarding, but Leni was still laughing.). (screams as he runs off. Don't jump out 'until I give the signal. [suddenly stops in mid-air] Huh, that's funny. Lincoln: (repeatedly) Never, never, never, never (Lincoln and Leni continue to repeat the words "never" and "ever", until Lincoln has had enough). Football Player: Hey, SpongeBob, why don't you join us? (avoids tree) Don't worry guys, everything is under control because, I'm an(hits a log and he goes off mountain) Expert! (Lori was sits at a table drinking hot chocolate close to the mountain.). And so I've simply decided I am never leaving my house again. Video Game Patrick: (screaming, bashes body on mountain), Patrick: (playing a video game with his character while sliding at Sand Mountain). Sandy asks if he is the real Patrick, then who the other Patrick is.